pants: FORMAT A:
pants: YES THAT'S RIGHT I'M A POWER USER STAND BACK
pants: ABORT RETRY IGNORE FAIL
pants: OKAY WHERE'S SYSLOG ON THIS THING
pants: DOES ANYBODY REALLY THINK THE BOFH SERIES IS FUNNY
pants: MAYBE I SHOULD KNOCK OFF TO GO WATCH EASTENDERS AT THE PUB
pants: (SINGING) BATCH FILES AND BONGHITS AND GAY DICKS
pants: WELP I'D BETTER PAGE OZONE IN MEXICO BEFORE VAR DONGS FILLS UP
ozone: PROTOCOL NOT SUPPORTED NOT A HARDWARE PROBLEM STARTING FROM BOOT PROCESS
pants: THIS IS WHY THE DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT