spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK COCKS WITH A -R FOR RECURSIVE AND A -F TO BE FORCED !!!
pants: DON'T FORGET THE --QUEER (NOT TELLING WHAT THIS MEANS)
spigot: NOT INTERESTED IN THE -S OPTION
Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.