kitty loaf

"kitty loaf" | Wednesday, January 10, 2018 | No. 6,876
deuce: LOOKS LIKE YOUR KITTY WEDGED HIMSELF INSIDE AN ALHAMBRA WATER JUG AND SUFFOCATED TO DEATH
pants: CAT LOAF!!!!!!!
deuce: YOUR OTHER CAT IS STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT
deuce: BECAUSE A CAR BACKED OVER ITS HEAD AND BROKE ITS JAW IN THREE PLACES
pants: I CALL THEM ***BLEPS***
deuce: YOUR DOG'S WATER BOWL HAS BEEN EMPTY FOR THREE DAYS
deuce: HE FOUND A BAG OF HERSHEY'S KISSES AND HE'S LITERALLY HAVING A SEIZURE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
pants: THAT GOOD BOYE IS GOING MLEM
deuce: YOUR OTHER DOG IS SO UNHAPPY IN THIS TINY TOILET CAGE YOU CALL AN APARTMENT
deuce: HE'S FRANTIC TO ESCAPE 24 HOURS A DAY
pants: MY DOGGO LOVES HIS ZOOMIES!!!!
spigot: YOUR TOUCAN BIT MY DICK OFF
pants: BIRBS







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